I'm putting this in here instead of in the Humor forum 'cause I don't think that the rest of the members will appreciate these as much as we will.
The one drawback of the tree stand.
And don't forget the "redneck" edition of the Palm.
A democracy is rule by the majority; a republic is the rule of law. This is a very critical distinction. – Steven LaTulippe
Democracy is a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. - H.L. Mencken