Streisand: Whoever Duped Me is a Genius!
C'mon, Babs! Anyone with a functional neuron and an IQ three points higher than that of a lobotomized kumquat could dupe you.
But, allow me to regale you with choice words from the Elizabethan Curse Generator.
Thou wanton clapper-clawed strumpet!
Thou artless dog-hearted apple-john!
Thou currish hasty-witted younker!
Thou churlish base-court pigeon-egg!
Thou purpled pottle-deep scantling!
Thou cockered dismal-dreaming jack-a-nape!
Thou hideous eye-offending death-token!
Thou rank ill-nurtured scullion!
Thou lewd iron-witted ruffian!
Thou warped shard-borne malignancy!
Thou spongy pale-hearted lewdster!
Thou mewling elf-skinned mammet!
Thou cockered raw-boned pigeon-egg!
Thou waggish toad-spotted hempseed!
Thou gorbellied shrill-gorged remnant!
Thou cockered rug-headed lewdster!
Thou quailing motley-minded minimus!
Thou hideous beef-witted clack-dish!
Thou dankish bunched-backed flirt-gill!
Thou hideous beef-witted flax-wench!
Verily, that doth give thee more quotes with which thou mightest impress thine unlettered toadies.