Rush Cracks Jokes as Liberal Stew in Their Own Hatred

The Finman · #1 06-27-2006, 07:31 PM

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<h2>Rush Cracks Jokes as Liberal Stew in Their Own Hatred</h2>

. Customs officials found Viagra in his bag, but his name wasn't on the prescription, Palm Beach County sheriff's spokesman Paul Miller said.

Limbaugh's lawyer, Roy Black, said the prescription was written in Limbaugh's doctor's name "for privacy purposes." The conservative radio host was released without being charged.

Limbaugh joked about the search on his radio show Tuesday, saying Customs officials didn't believe him when he said he got the pills at the Clinton Library and he was told they were blue M&Ms. He later added, chuckling:

"I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it."

"How did Bob Dole's luggage get on my airplane!?"

"I told my doctor that I was worried about the next ELECTION!"

It is generally not illegal under Florida law for a physician to prescribe medication in a third party's name if all parties are aware and the doctor documents it correctly, said Mike Edmondson, a spokesman for the state attorney in Palm Beach County.

This latest case may simply be dismissed if prosecutors can confirm with Limbaugh's doctor that the prescription was indeed for Limbaugh, said Kendall Coffey, a former U.S. attorney in Florida.

"It's perhaps a little embarrassing but not highly incriminating," Coffey said.

In addition, possession of Viagra is in a "completely different universe than a matter that would involve Schedule Two (controlled) substances such as OxyContin" Coffey added.

According to the Drug Enforcement Administration, Viagra is not considered a controlled substance because "it's not something you can be addicted to," said DEA Investigator Maria Gilbert.

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I bet our troll ("angrynegro") is even angrier today!! [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img]

Hane · #2 06-27-2006, 08:44 PM

Angry must be feeling very....deflated today.

I certainly miss the days when Rush lived in NY. He is a brillant human being and even after all these years, the left is absolutely frightened by him. His message seems to grow stronger with each passing year and I'm not too shy to say I love him dearly. [img]embarrased.gif[/img]

And I am sending a big hug to my friend, Bo Snerdly. I'm waiting for you to show up at my door.

andophiroxia · #3 06-27-2006, 08:47 PM

Wow. I figured that it's not illegal to put the perscription in a third party's name as long as the doctor documents it. Those darn facts!

Hane · #4 06-27-2006, 08:53 PM

Now, now Ando....it's Rush so he's a hardened criminal. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Liberty · #5 06-27-2006, 09:24 PM

A couple of my favorite Rush quote on the matter....

"I know a lot of people in Washington don't even need Viagra; they just look at themselves in the mirror and the problem is solved."

"The people at Customs were as nice as they could be; they just didn't believe me when I told them that I got those pills from the Clinton Library gift shop. They told me at the Clinton Library gift shop that they were just little blue M&Ms."

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andophiroxia · #6 06-28-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Hane:
Now, now Ando....it's Rush so he's a hardened criminal. [img]smile.gif[/img]

In the eternal words of Dan Rather:

It's fake, but accurate.

Ozzie · #7 06-30-2006, 02:08 PM

I wonder if it's possible to overdose on Viagra? [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img]

Buckley · #8 06-30-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Ozzie:
I wonder if it's possible to overdose on Viagra? [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img]

Probably, and what's more, if it gets stuck in your throat you'll have a stiff neck for weeks. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ozzie · #9 06-30-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Buckley:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ozzie:
I wonder if it's possible to overdose on Viagra? [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img]

Probably, and what's more, if it gets stuck in your throat you'll have a stiff neck for weeks. [img]smile.gif[/img] [/quote]If it gets stuck in your throat, you might be stiff for all eternity! [img]graemlins/ohwell.gif[/img]

Reagan444 · #10 07-01-2006, 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by Ozzie:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Buckley:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ozzie:
I wonder if it's possible to overdose on Viagra? [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img]

Probably, and what's more, if it gets stuck in your throat you'll have a stiff neck for weeks. [img]smile.gif[/img] [/quote]If it gets stuck in your throat, you might be stiff for all eternity! [img]graemlins/ohwell.gif[/img] [/quote]I guess that explains John Kerry's wooden personality. [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img]