Question:What is the most effective birth control for a Prochoice feminist?
Answer:Her face.
Question:What do you call a Liberal with PMS?
Answer:A Prochoice Feminist
Question:What is the average name of a Prochoice Feminist?
Answer:Moose.
Question:What do you call when you cross a Prochoice Feminist and an Indian?
Answer:Moosebear.
Question:What is a Prochoice Feminist’s favorite perfume?
Answer:Can De la Tuna.
Question:What’s the definition of a “frenzy?” ?
Answer:Clinton at a Prochoice rally.
Question:How can you tell a Prochoice feminist is having her period?
Answer:She is wearing a tampon behind her ear
Question:What is the new Prochoice feminist craze?
Answer:Cigars shaped like tampons.
Question:How can you tell a Prochoice feminist is having her period?
Answer:She is wearing only one boot.
Question:How did the Prochoice feminist become a millionaire?
Answer:She bought a truck load of hangers and sold them as Home Abortion Kits.
Question:What do you call a Prochoice feminist speaker?
Answer:An air bag.
Question:What’s the difference between a Prochoice feminist and a guerrilla?
Answer:Lipstick.
Question:Why couldn’t Janet Reno’s boyfriend buy her a fur coat?
Answer:The fur clashed with her mustache.
Question:Why does Janet Reno get confused in the ladies room?
Answer:Because she’s a man, baby.
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