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Old 10-01-2002, 06:38 PM
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Question:What is the most effective birth control for a Prochoice feminist?
Answer:Her face.

Question:What do you call a Liberal with PMS?
Answer:A Prochoice Feminist

Question:What is the average name of a Prochoice Feminist?
Answer:Moose.

Question:What do you call when you cross a Prochoice Feminist and an Indian?
Answer:Moosebear.

Question:What is a Prochoice Feminist’s favorite perfume?
Answer:Can De la Tuna.

Question:What’s the definition of a “frenzy?” ?
Answer:Clinton at a Prochoice rally.

Question:How can you tell a Prochoice feminist is having her period?
Answer:She is wearing a tampon behind her ear

Question:What is the new Prochoice feminist craze?
Answer:Cigars shaped like tampons.

Question:How can you tell a Prochoice feminist is having her period?
Answer:She is wearing only one boot.

Question:How did the Prochoice feminist become a millionaire?
Answer:She bought a truck load of hangers and sold them as Home Abortion Kits.

Question:What do you call a Prochoice feminist speaker?
Answer:An air bag.

Question:What’s the difference between a Prochoice feminist and a guerrilla?
Answer:Lipstick.

Question:Why couldn’t Janet Reno’s boyfriend buy her a fur coat?
Answer:The fur clashed with her mustache.

Question:Why does Janet Reno get confused in the ladies room?
Answer:Because she’s a man, baby.
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Question:How can you tell a Prochoice feminist is having her period?
Answer:She is wearing a tampon behind her ear

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