Subject: Nativity Scene
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington DC this Christmas.
This is not for any religious or constitutional reason.
They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.
There was no problem however, finding enough ***** to fill the stable.
Should be plenty of wisemen for the 2003 scene , but the ***** will be louder next year !