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Old 02-20-2003, 10:29 PM
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Gwineth [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADeAhAVdOLDwDMdptYAkWCwlosaN5!EkJDlWykyXkXAh5C8L eYWtxcF!EDZB11ndGnVI7dPuSRHIHvW*JQZQoqHzPn8Ok*cmQL 8Rg98K9A/gwineth.jpg[/img]

Hewitt [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwCvBK8UksiNI!tbrWDM6w5hpngHhdUJkk*!CDZziUIPA6tq0 EN3!GUxnVYKJqiKuL4EA4hD73YBc4LHYefkMzmS2w85SwbFhYg gGo9Mg2I/hewitt.jpg[/img]

Hurley [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDeArMUqskhyj6Z4HDeH8KC0pdTpPPG2yQRDUaXdnE2x6CSI dAG2A7ZuR!bNuxgzf0Q3ktPUR*d9P0TrOF4MPZu9TrwyCYQlBt 5oo4U9yI/hurley.jpg[/img]

JLo

Julia [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQCvBHIV4fyTQiHOrM5YnVMSz!pK1BaxsEBwLppSFf168Y8!L QZVIRVVMrLdvdfS2mhBdiSc!vbc18fbPWWUvYP0zKWGwRAg*wt hmFCPx5w/juliarob.jpg[/img]

Sandra

Zet [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDiAowVXANjaiN!cELqHQopJ8rzWAtu12Mzb*p0VT!uo!Ec3 wGSTI!LzG6JNotZCjckdZlVXXM3g84CZF7jYAI4I7yV725eolQ Nv2kTimk/zetjones.jpg[/img]
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Old 02-20-2003, 11:15 PM
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And why would I wish that when I really don't care a thing about any of them?
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Old 02-21-2003, 12:45 AM
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Actually, Kev, I used to look like that.
However, I was a very sick girl at that time.

Yes, I wish I was as thin as them, however I am not willing to starve myself and give up my happiness to obtain oogles from men.

I learned that I could be model-thin, or I could be well. But not both. After a lot of struggling, I chose to be well. [img]smile.gif[/img]
There is a hell of a lot more for me to live for than that BS. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I know you meant it as a joke, but that is far from a joke to me. I still struggle with self-image and low self-esteem. I'm just older and I can hide it better now.
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Old 02-21-2003, 12:57 AM
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Neither is healthy ,
I think a nice in between "shapely woman" is [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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Old 02-21-2003, 03:36 AM
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I learned that I could be model-thin, or I could be well. But not both. After a lot of struggling, I chose to be well. [img]smile.gif[/img]
There is a hell of a lot more for me to live for than that BS. [img]smile.gif[/img]

You look fine to me 'Pea [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-21-2003, 06:18 AM
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I learned that I could be model-thin, or I could be well. But not both. After a lot of struggling, I chose to be well. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Very well said 'Pea! n my former life I did modeling for Sears and other companies for extra tuition. I put my body through all kinds of abuse to stay thin. Never again! But as a result I have weight issues so I threw out my scale and now focus on a daily exercise routine. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-21-2003, 08:36 AM
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Oh boy...I can see my attempt at humor here failed miserably. [img]graemlins/blank.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/ohwell.gif[/img]
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Uh, yeppers....hehehehe


Are you gonna take me home tonight ?
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime

C'mon
Oh won't you take me home tonight ?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in ma' bones
Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls - yes yes
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Old 02-21-2003, 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by 45semi:
Uh, yeppers....hehehehe


Are you gonna take me home tonight ?
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime

C'mon
Oh won't you take me home tonight ?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in ma' bones
Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls - yes yes
Funny Freddie Mercury sang a song about girls since he liked boys
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I might even get interested in bicycle racing

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