[Ode To American Society] A Rant By Quantum Cathexis

[Simply Emo]

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American Society; possibly the greatest society there ever was… With the classic hierarchy of people; classifation; the workerbees, the weatlthy folk; and the queens [from San Fransisco.] One can only imagine; in this world we live in with rights that only so many from other countries around the world dream of; what do we; the fortunate do with those freedoms? Enter the mediocrity or the American Social Culture.

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Okay; lets see the ‘highpoints’ of American Society: 1st up; technology.. Well; we’ve come a long way in the digital world; we can now chat across the world in a nanosecond; we can talk to over 12 million people at once; we can automate the most the tedious chore… But now see what it has turned into; what was meant to be so great; technology’s miracles have been squandered to fill the fantasies and sick please of freakish ugly men who are social defects… The smuttiest content accounting for more revenue on the internet than most of the national sports division! Ode To American Society

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Next; we have television… Well there is the plethora of content available in our grasp in our living rooms. We have the Jerry Springer and the Jenny Jones for the white trash wondering who’s the daddy… We have the FOX News, History Channel, and the Discovery Channel for the intellectually proficient… We have Survivor; Mole; and the Temptation Island for the…well…only god knows who watches that crap And for the perverted; you have your Playboy and Spice Channels… The greatest medium we have for our voice and look what is flowing on the airwaves… Maury: I don’t care how much you have in your budget for praternity test; spend it on your wife Gung Ho or Connie Dung or whatever her name is! Ode To American Society

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Thrirdly; we have the press and publications… Free Speech is what the constitution ensured us so that we can voice ourselves in print or in voice. Look at what it has been turned into… We have our National Enquirer; the Sun; and the Globe to entertain the lowest form of people with the incessant need for gossip... Well I for one do not give the slightest damn about Oprah’s estranged lover or Rosie O-Mc’Donalds lesbianism. Sure we still have our Newsweek and our Conspirarist Monthly but one can only imagine what is next to come in the abuse of the free press. Ode To American Society

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Now I’d like to sum up everything I’ve written about… The point was the look at what we have squandered our great society. Imagine what an intelligent society could have been with the resources that the government provided and look what the majority has done with it… What some idiot created out of some boardroom of CBS with the pacockta network notes shipped over by some tycoon in Finland. Did they really think we’re than moronic to spend our time watching this crap... But; this is the way American Society has swayed in the past and will continue to without immediate radical intervention by competent society! Reform To American Society

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<center>..:: A Final Comment ::..

Dutch; Sweetpea; and MN-Cobra... I will stop this once you both have signed the contract I have drawn up stating that all of you will stop watching Survivor.

”The Tribe [ME] has sponken!

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I _______________ hereby swear under penalty of twenty years imprisonment to never watch Survivor [Any Island] ever again under orders of Quantum Cathexis. I swear to honor his wishes and to continue on a crusade to get this filth off our television screens. I swear that I will cease from viewing this show consisting of idiotic; greedy morons running around killing animals acting like survivors on a rigged set on some god-forsaken rock…

Name: ____________________________ Date Of Birth: ___ / ___ / ___
IP Address: ________________________ Lawyer: __________________

Signature: _______________________________________________

Thank You for your compliance and ridding the world of this ignorant television; one decrepit soul at a time… Contract Created By: Quantum Cathexis

[Sweetpea]

LMAO, Quantum! That's so great! [img]graemlins/Laughing.gif[/img]

Woo Hoo! I'll get my Survivor fix in 3 days!! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Sorry, Quanty, no can do on the contract. [img]graemlins/lazy.gif[/img]