Are You A Dem Or Reb Or......

[SHOWGAIT]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a

deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you d o?

Democrat's Answer:

Should we run?
Maybe we should have a disscussion
Why is the street so deserted?
Maybe we shloud raise taxes and have a weed and music day.
I'm sure it was my fault that he is angry.
If we could have done more for him, he wouldn't have to do this.
Maybe he just wants to injure me.
I wonder if should throw this gun at him?
Why do I have this gun anyway? What kind of message am I sending?



Republican's Answer:

BANG!




.......................................

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[saccvol]

Originally Posted by SHOWGAIT

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

That one had me literally rolling on the floor. Good job sir

[Warhawk1982]

Awww, but honey, I don't have one of those. Imagine how good it'd look over the fireplace.

[Mischa]

Stuff that terrorist, baby!

[UB_S]

Originally Posted by SHOWGAIT

...
I'm sure it was my fault that he is angry.
...

This line should read: I'm sure it was GWB's fault that he is angry.