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Old 04-25-2012, 04:47 AM
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:57 AM
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...hilarious.

Very well-written and true.

Great find !!!
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What is 219 Kenyan Shillings in American Dollars?
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How much is 219 Kenyan shillings in American dollars? you ask Warhawk?
Maybe about 16 Trillion dollars by the time we finally get rid of him! !
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I was thinking, if we all turned him in, that'd be quite a reward to split. Heh.
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I checked the conversion using that site, and the way I reacted were the following: Basically, I was a little surprised that it was that little (hence the raised eye brow icon). Then I started to laugh because it was a joke of course. Then I had the rolling eyes icon because I was then reminded of the fact that this is the village idiot they want, so apparently the reward isn't going to be all that big.
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I was thinking, if we all turned him in, that'd be quite a reward to split. Heh.
Indeed.
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...hilarious.

Very well-written and true.

Great find !!!
Glad you enjoyed it.
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What is 219 Kenyan Shillings in American Dollars?
2 dollars and 63 cents.
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