How would you "torture" Saddam and make him talk?

Liberty · #1 12-15-2003, 06:12 PM

I'd like to strap him to a very uncomfortable chair and make him watch the TeleTubbies during the day and listen to Eminem (full volume of course) at night.

Snake007x · #2 12-15-2003, 06:59 PM

Make him look at Bea Arthur naked.

Minky · #3 12-15-2003, 08:32 PM

I would plaster walls with pictures of GWB and Rumsfeld (laminated walls of course) and on an intercom play "Ladies and Gentleman, we got him!" over and over and over until he goes crazy!

Okay, I'm a little evil.....but wouldn't that be cool?

Fuzzball · #4 12-15-2003, 08:35 PM

Make him stay with the NOW gang....24/7....

Liberty · #5 12-15-2003, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Minky:
I would plaster walls with pictures of GWB and Rumsfeld (laminated walls of course) and on an intercom play "Ladies and Gentleman, we got him!" over and over and over until he goes crazy!

Okay, I'm a little evil.....but wouldn't that be cool?

I have that one reserved for Dean.

Angus McGee · #6 12-15-2003, 10:46 PM

I think the boys in charge of that thing have the intel gathering tricks down to a science. lack of sleep, feeding them specific foods, etc.

After all, how long did it take for them to get that other sad looking pendejo to talk?

Fenno · #7 12-15-2003, 10:52 PM

I don't think Saddam would be to upset having to look at pictures of Bush and Rumsfeld, it seems he's actually on good terms with Rumsfeld according to my avatar. No wait, that's when Saddam was doing as he was told.

Hane · #8 12-15-2003, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by Fenno:
I don't think Saddam would be to upset having to look at pictures of Bush and Rumsfeld, it seems he's actually on good terms with Rumsfeld according to my avatar. No wait, that's when Saddam was doing as he was told.

I see you wasted no time spewing your venom, Fenno.

If you bothered looking at the board you would see how the point you are endeavoring to make has been refuted and rebutted many times over.

Nice try, but you should let go of your anger. In the end, it will consume you and you will become a shell of whatever you are.

45semi · #9 12-15-2003, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Fenno:
I don't think Saddam would be to upset having to look at pictures of Bush and Rumsfeld, it seems he's actually on good terms with Rumsfeld according to my avatar. No wait, that's when Saddam was doing as he was told.

Nice smug little statement...
You act like it's never been heard of in the world of politics....people cannot get along at one time, and then become enemys later?
Or that, as is more often than not the case in politics, you have to seem to agree with & like people whom you really dont care for?
Or that, like it or not, business is what makes the world go round?
Smug little answer...
It would take so little time & effort to post plenty of evidence of Carter, Clinton, and ANY politician, no matter what party, doing business, shaking hands, or any other 'evidence' of 'complicity'...
Smug...as if the politicians of YOUR party dont do things the same way...

TXNavy · #10 12-15-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Fenno:
I don't think Saddam would be to upset having to look at pictures of Bush and Rumsfeld, it seems he's actually on good terms with Rumsfeld according to my avatar. No wait, that's when Saddam was doing as he was told.

I think nitwit might be interested to know exactly how "well" we were getting along with Saddam. Its quite well documented. Let's see if he can tell me exactly what Saddam was doing in cahootz with us. After that, we'll fire away with extreme prejudice [img]graemlins/sharpshooter.gif[/img]